United States presidential elections, 2024

Presidential elections were hold on November 5, 2024. Political commentator and senior White House advisor Ben Shapiro faced off against Democratic senator from California Kamala Harris.

Rumors of Harris being a xenomorph, her peculiar behavior in the campaign trail, and her refusal to give any policy plans and a controversy surrounding her relation with confirmed Xenomorph Hillary Clinton (Hi'larikli Nton'iaen Zuu) made it clear for political analysts and observers that Shapiro would win in a landslide victory. However, Harris was mysteriously able to over-exceed expectations—although she still lost the election—and an investigation on her campaign due to allegations of electoral fraud was launched by the FBI one day after the election. Shapiro was sworn in one day after the election as well due to the sudden resignation of president Donald Trump. Shapiro cited the emergency status the USA had due to the Xenomorph crisis as the reason behind this sudden inauguration. 5 days after his inauguration, Hillary Clinton arrived in Washington D.C. and launched a Xenomorph insurgency group that would attack government buildings in Washington D.C.. Shapiro was incapacitated and 1 day later Kamala Harris was revealed to be a Xenomorph.

This was the first presidential election with a political coalition, as the Libertarian, Green, Reform and Constitution parties joined the Republican party in the We The People coalition. This coalition formed due to the concern that the party leaders and officials had over the Harris Xenomorph rumors.

Primary process
Ben Shapiro, political commentator and chief editor of The Daily Wire, announced his candidacy in July 2023. Shapiro was helped by his massive online following and his appeal to younger voters. Senator Kamala Harris announced her candidacy in August 2023. She faced opposition from senator Cory Booker from New Jersey, although he was found dead in February 2024, leaving her with no opposition. Later studies concluded that Harris was involved in his death.

Shapiro faced off against senator Ted Cruz, singer Kanye West, and senator Mitt Romney in the Republican primaries. Shapiro energized conservative youth groups and easily won the primary. Shapiro chose fellow Daily Wire member Michael Knowles as his running mate in the Republican National Convention held in Nashville.

Harrisgate
Senator Kamala Harris of California faced opposition from both the right and the left. The Democratic Party's left wing expressed disdain for her and plenty of moderates also refused to support her. Harris was criticized for not having any concrete plans on the Xenomorph crisis which had unfolded in the United States.

On July 2, 2024, a leaked video of Harris meeting with Hillary Clinton, a confirmed Xenomorph, was released in the internet by former mayor of New York City, Rudy Giuliani. Giuliani also released hundreds of e-mails where Harris interacted with Clinton and other political figures who were also revealed to be Xenomorphs. This event culminated in July 10, 2024 when Giuliani was murdered in his New York City apartment by an unknown Xenomorph. Media coverage in the story was huge and Harris' poll numbers fell to near 0%. She publicly denied the allegations. Following the allegations, Democratic Party members Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, Barack Obama, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, and others publicly disavowed Harris and endorsed Shapiro.

The allegations in the center of the controversy were confirmed after Harris revealed herself to be a Xenomorph a few days after the election.

Campaign
Shapiro frequently attended colleges and multiple cities in the USA during the Republican primaries. However, citing security, Shapiro's campaign team rarely campaigned during the summer. Shapiro used social media and the internet as a way to communicate with voters, and he also frequently appeared in television. His campaign focused on attacking Kamala Harris for the Harrisgate controversy and bringing up the issue of unity in midst of the Xenomorph crisis.

Harris' campaign was seen as oddly inactive by political analysts. She consistently polled at under 15%, and she didn't hold a single campaign rally in either the Democratic primaries or the general election campaign. The Democratic National Committee was also very absent and rarely released statements. It was later revealed that all members of the committee were Xenomorphs. Harris only took questions from reporters 3 times, and she showed peculiar behavior in all of them. In the first one, she physically threatened Fox News reporter Tucker Carlson and said that she would ' do very bad things ' to him if he didn't stop asking about the Xenomorph crisis. Harris faced fierce criticism following this interview. Moderate Democrats, Leftists, and Republicans all criticized her for this, but the Democratic National Committee never released a statement on Harris' behavior. In the second interview, Harris received questions from NBC's Rachel Maddow. Harris called her a 'giraffe-neck lesbian Jew ' and started to hiss at her. Maddow abruptly ended the interview. Harris was once again criticized by media, the left, and the right. In the third and final interview, Harris was asked about the Xenomorph allegations and she started to make strange facial expressions and simply left the interview while doing obscene gestures to the interviewer, Chris Wallace from Fox.

1 debate was held on October 28, 2024. The other 2 debates were cancelled because of Harris ' refusal to participate. In this debate, Shapiro attacked Harris for her weird behavior, her refusal to answer any questions, and the Harrisgate controversy. Harris refrained from discussing policy and instead started to personally insult Shapiro, calling him a  manlet , a  pesky jew , a  little man , and a  little queer . Moderator Chris Cuomo from CNN abruptly ended the debate 12 minutes in. According to reporters, when the debate broadcast was ended, Harris started to physically threaten Cuomo and Shapiro. She later left the complex the debate was being held in.

Shapiro files lawsuit
Shapiro called for an arrest of Harris due to her physical threats and sought to start a lawsuit. Media outlets started to speculate on Harris' mental health and on the Xenomorph question. They also criticized the intelligence community for refusing to investigate on Harris or prosecute her. Tucker Carlson, Rachel Maddow, Chris Wallace, Chris Cuomo, Ben Shapiro and the GOP filed a lawsuit against Harris 1 week before the election.

The United States Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit fully ruled against it and the court case was never shown to the Supreme Court. Once again, Shapiro and the media started to criticize this action and political analysts were dumbfounded as to why the Court would fully rule against the lawsuit. It was later revealed that all circuit courts had been fully infiltrated by Xenomorphs posing as judges.

Election
Shapiro won the electoral and popular vote. He carried on 30 states and won 51.3% of the popular vote. Harris over-exceeded expectations, as she was polling at an average of 6%. Many Democratic states saw irregularities which led to political analysts speculating about electoral fraud. An investigation by the FBI was commenced 2 days after the election to investigate electoral fraud but it was halted after the start of the Second American Civil War on November 10, 2024.

Aftermath
5 days after the election, a Xenomorph insurgency in Washington D.C. seized government buildings and Ben Shapiro was incapacitated. Harris was revealed to be a Xenomorph 1 day later and Hillary Clinton (Hi'larikli Nton'iaen Zuu) returned to the country after hiding in Mexico. She took control of the Xenomorphic insurgency group which had started the Second American Civil War.